3,374被浏览597,057分享邀请回答14K2,422 条评论分享收藏感谢收起1.5K127 条评论分享收藏感谢收起10块钱的耳机就别听了！最起码20的！ - 专栏文章 - 网易云音乐
「导语：各位，离光棍节只有一个月了！在此，哥准备了一些3D效果节目，用20块钱的耳机学习怎么追女神，为脱单打下坚实的基础，接下来跟着哥约女神虚拟一日游，要记得顺手订阅电台啊。」
幻想你有个女神
幻想下这是个阳光灿烂的周末，用一个肾的代价成功把女神约了出来，兴奋之余妆容得收拾一下，在打发蜡戴领带时，先听上两首歌放松心情。
发型师的钱你得掏
如果觉得发型怎么弄都不大顺眼，那需要专业发型师去修理一下，这点很重要，吊丝或高帅往往是由发型决定的。
千万不能紧张
和女神见面经常容易兴奋，太过于打鸡血很容易做错事，这时不妨做个脸部护理掏个耳朵，舒缓下情绪。
意淫有时会增加胆量
约女神切记得提前些时间，遇到堵车时，还有时间幻想和女神一起的时候，夏日的过往，洁白的海滩，还有粉红的比基尼(￣ε(#￣)先别想太多了。
看电影三大注意事项
吃完饭，接下来你懂的，看电影是重中之重，同时提醒要注意三点：不要团购票，别问为什么；最少买三场连着的，别问为什么；座位要最后一排的，别问为什么。
爆米花不是用来吃的
爆米花是必备的，这个需要自己拿，别傻呼呼让女神的手有东西拿着，别问为什么。有助睡眠的饮料也是不能少的，别问为什么。
胆子要大一点
恐怖片子这个不能少，就算对方是女汉子，也会装作胆小的样子，如果你比女神还怕，活该你一辈子双手骨折！
睡马臂起来嗨
几场电影下来，都大半夜了，打车软件什么的提前删掉。接下来是睡天桥还是海景大床房，那就看你本事了，我只能帮你到这里了。
最后提醒一下，光棍节还是买买节，有女神的盆友，还有一个月的时间让你们注销信用卡，你看着办吧。
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